EDITOR'S NOTE: "Rudy the Red-Nosed Grifter, a new spin on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," came in a fund-raising email from Public Citizen. The author is Robert Weissman, Public Citizen president. Happy holidays!
You know Bill Barr and Bannon, the Pencer, and ’Vanka
McConnell the stupid, Don Jr. and Bolton
But do you recall
Trump’s most rotten lackey of all?
Rudy the Red-Nosed Grifter
Has a very shiny face
Now that we all have seen him
What a national disgrace!
All of the other fraudsters
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudy
Join in all their swindler games
Then one ugly election year
Donald came to say
“Rudy, with your lousy brain
Help me quid pro quo Ukraine”
But now the people loathe him
And we’re shouting out with glee
“Rudy the Red-Nosed Grifter
You’ll go DOWN in history!”
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