Trump flunks history; the press pilloried Lincoln as an ape, boor, buffoon, treason's masterpiece

By BERRY CRAIG

AFT Local 1360

“Look at the way I’ve been treated lately—especially by the media,” Donald Trump complained in his commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy. “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.” 

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews didn’t buy the president’s lament. “Hey, look, I think a lot of other leaders have taken worse press than this guy,” he said on his show.

History backs up Matthews. For instance, another Republican president’s detractors—many of them in the media—called him an ass, blackguard, buffoon, butcher, Caesar imperator, clown, despot, dictator, Federal vandal, fool, royal ape, tactless boor, treason’s masterpiece, tyrant and usurper.  

“He is no more capable of becoming a statesman, nay, even a moderate one, than the braying ass can become a noble lion,” hooted a newspaper in his home state. It marveled at how he “should have been selected as the representative man of any party.”

The paper poured it on: “His weak, wishy-washy, namby-pamby efforts, imbecile in matter, disgusting in manner, have made us the laughing stock of the whole world. The European powers will despise us because we have no better material out of which to make a President.”

The editorialist reloaded and fired again: In America’s larger cities, the small town lawyer “could pass for no more than a facetious pettifogger. Take him from his vocation and he loses even these small characteristics and indulges in simple twaddle which would disgrace a well bred school boy."

The object of the Salem, Ill., Advocate’s disaffection was Abraham Lincoln.

Lincoln was from Illinois but was born in Kentucky. His wife, Mary Todd Lincoln, was from Lexington, where, in March, 1861, the virulently anti-Lincoln Statesman approvingly reprinted the New Orleans Delta’s take on the newly inaugurated president.

Louisiana had seceded and joined the Confederacy. Nonetheless, the Crescent City sheet claimed to be rudely shocked to see the United States, “that once proud Republic” to which Louisiana had belonged, ”so shamed and debased before the world by the ridiculous, vulgar and pusillanimous antics of the coarse and cowardly demagogue whom a corrupt and crazy faction [the Northern states] has elevated to the chair, once filled by Washington, Jefferson and Jackson.”

According to the Delta, Lincoln’s “silly speeches, his ill-timed jocularity, and his pusillanimous evasion of responsibility, and vulgar pettifoggery, have no parallel in history save for the crazy capers of Caligula, or in the effeminate buffoonery of Henry of Valois.” (Caligula was an infamous and homicidal Roman emperor and Henry was a French king.)  

Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address is one of the greatest speeches in American history. Nonetheless, the Chicago Times dismissed the Great Emancipator’s immortal words “as silly flat and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to foreigners as the President of the United States.”

The Times predicted that “the cheek of every American must tingle with shame” upon reading the address.