'Temper, Temper, Little Matt'

By BERRY CRAIG

AFT Local 1360

Temper, temper, Little Matt,

Your pension plan is falling flat!

Like your hero, Donald Trump,

You got all mad and showed your rump.

From up in Frankfort, oh so high,

We’re ig-no-rant, is your cry.

Temper, temper Little Matt,

You’re oh so peevish, all know that.

Temper, temper Little Matt,

Again, you’ve tumbled with a splat.

Teachers protest, 'tis their right,

Your reply is a heap more spite.

When from your curtains did you peer,

Your wee little heart thumped fast with fear.

A Capitol crowd shouting, “Vote them out!”

Filled your noggin with dread and doubt.

Temper, temper, Little Matt,

You’re the tantrum-tosser, all know that.

 So vent your spleen and spew your bile,

 You pension plan's missed by a country mile.