From Forward Kentucky: The new Team of Toadies
Job requirement: Suck up to Dear Leader
By BERRY CRAIG
“Is anybody unhappy?” President Donald Trump asked his first cabinet meeting, which included the handful of yet-to-be Senate approved nominees and DOGE Capo Elon Musk.
“ALL CABINET MEMBERS ARE EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH ELON,” Trump posted on Truth Social the night before. “The Media will see that at the Cabinet Meeting this morning!!!”
Of course, nobody dared even hint at any unhappiness. Everybody eagerly applauded.
“I think everyone’s not only happy, they’re thrilled,” Trump responded.